I'm not kidding.
Remember, we don't use LJ cuts here, if you're ashamed to be a bear, go elsewhere, this is for bears proud of their ursinitude, bears who walk upright and bow before no man, glad to growl, growl to the world... "We are bears!!! We are beautiful!!! Look on us, adore us!!!! Bears!!!"
Seriously, no LJ cuts. Fat asses. Now.